bottomless pit

this one's easy. John is feeding Garfield and basically he's not even concerned about his binge eating. All he says is "just let me know when you hit the bottom". Its almost like he doesn't even care that garfield just broke the laws of physics with a bowl larger on the inside then out.

Abuse is only sometimes funny

today john is being his usual Melancholy self. Tired of this, Garfield resorts to physical abuse, Now all that's left is sexual abuse and I'm not sure Garfield is willing to go that far, but he might. John is confused and Garfield replies that abuse is supposed to be fun. 29 days until john finally kills himself.

Maynard Cat service?

yes I know I did two today but the other was just to catch you up. so basically Garfield dicided to take the day off. However he could let john get a day of rest also, so he got a replacment cat to torment john. I don't care that someone would have a cat replacment service, my only question is: when do you think john will kill himself?
i give it... a month

you seen one you've seen them all

Once again garfield is eating... Alot. John try's to point out garfields self distructive eating disorder, Garfield trys to make it johns fault... this is pretty much every Garfield cartoon. meh

hello and welcome

Garfield has always annoyed me but one day I decided that I should try to explain it to everyone else. I know that sounds strange but I am. so with out further ado, lets get this train wreak a rollin'